I do like this …. posted by “mikfez” on the Fortean Times Forum from October 2017:
“I’ve just returned from a short break in Rutland staying in a B&B where the owners lived off-site. On the last night I was reading in bed, in the early hours of the morning, when there was a couple of dull thuds from downstairs and then the alarm went off, by the time I got to the window the burglars were scarpering in their car. Once the police had left and things settled down I picked u…p my kindle and continued where I left off – Anthony Peake’s book on PKD; the sub-chapter was called The Break In.”
What really made me laugh was the next posting by “maximus otter”:
…. “Thank goodness you weren’t reading The Texas Chainsaw Massacre…”